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Book 1 - The Short Happy Life of the Brown Oxford (Paycheck in some editions)

1 Stability The protagonist's unknown invention turns out to be a time machine. He discovers a glass ball which turns out to be an evil city, imprisoned thus by God himself.
2 Roog The Roogs are garbagemen.
3 The Little Movement The story features a malevolent toy soldier, but at the end it is revealed that all the other toys are sentient as well, and have been fighting these "soldiers" for quite a while.
4 Beyond Lies the Wub The Wub turns out to be immortal in its own way, taking over the body of the astronaut who eats it.
5 The Gun The Gun turns out to be protecting a stash of cultural artifacts. At the end of the story, the astronauts disable the Gun, but it proceeds to rebuild itself automatically.
16 The Short Happy Life of the Brown Oxford An Oxford shoe is animated by accident. It becomes lonely and seeks out a women's shoe and animates it to create a mate for itself.

Book 2 - We Can Remember It For You Wholesale

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Book 3 - The Minority Report

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Book 4 - Second Variety

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Book 5 - The Eye of the Sibyl

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